I’m not a big fan of theme parks, so when we’d planned our
holiday I‘d thought of Universal Studios as something we would do if we had
time, but we’d probably miss it out. Once we were in L.A., Sarah convinced me that
it was worth a look and Vincent convinced me even more by getting very excited
by the whole thing the day before, so we woke up early on Wednesday morning and
quickly headed over there to beat the queues.
I’m so grateful that we did, because writing this now in the airport at
the end of the holiday, I can attest that Universal Studios was the best part
of our entire trip, beating even Yosemite to second place, which I didn’t think
would be possible.
Spot the odd one out on the Apollo 13 mission |
If you go to Universal Studios, you have to be prepared for
the fact that everything is fake. There’s a fake Parisian street, a fake London
street, and a fake New York street; there are fake cars, fake animals, and fake
people – but then, Hollywood pretty much invented fake, at least on this scale,
so it’s kind of an authentic fake, and it is done with such creativity, enthusiasm
and attention to detail, that I warmed to it very quickly. I love the fact that
they turn everything into a fully immersive Hollywood experience. It begins even when you first arrive and you
get to walk down a red carpet, with the Universal Studios theme tune music
playing and photographers waiting to take your picture. It’s so glamorous, even
the toilets are glitzy, with shiny doors and stars painted on the walls and
floors.
Once inside the park itself, we zoomed straight over to the
famous Universal Studios tram tour. At
this point I still felt slightly sceptical of the whole enterprise, and I felt
like a bit of a mug sitting on the tram whilst our over-enthusiastic tour guide
tried to warm up the crowd by getting us all to cheer and shout about what a
good time we were having. Once on the tour however, all my scepticism
evaporated, and I soaked it all up.
village before flash flood |
village during flash flood |
The tram takes you around the outside of
various different studios where live filming is taking place and then round to
the outdoor sets of films like Jaws, Psycho and The Grinch. They’ve put a lot
of effort into making sure that the tour is really interesting, so they turn on
the weather effects to show you not just rain, but a full on flash flood (which
gave me a shock even though the tour guide warned us it was about to
happen). They also pretend to set fire
to oil cans at one point and you feel intense heat from the huge, controlled
bursts of flame that erupt next to the tram.
Clearly this isn't a photo that I took myself! |
Anyone who knows anything about the tour (which was a
category of person that did not include myself until I went on it), knows that
there is a King Kong section, where the tram goes inside a studio and you put
on 3D glasses whilst a scene from King Kong is enacted all around you. It’s
absolutely incredible. Not only is the 3D imagery so realistic because it is
displayed literally everywhere you look, so you are fully immersed in it, but
they also make the tram shudder and slide about when the dinosaurs appear to
hit it, so you feel like you’re actually being thrown around by the colossal
creatures. Everyone screams, and everyone has a great time.
The giant splash at the end of the Jurassic Park ride |
It is the concept of immersing the audience in a story that
really makes universal studios an absolutely incredible and unmissable
experience. There are some fairly
standard theme park rides, such as the Jurassic Park ride which is a twist on
the classic log flume ride, introducing 50ft moving, roaring, spitting
dinosaurs alongside an 80ft drop that gets everyone soaked. But quite a few of
the rides don’t involve moving very far at all. In the Simpsons ride (which is
incredible) your small car of about 8 people stays in one room and is tipped
and turned to simulate movement, without actually going anywhere. What makes it
absolutely spectacular, is that the story of the ride is played all around you
in 3D, so you feel like you are actually inside a crazy episode of the
Simpsons. For someone who has been watching the Simpsons for pretty much the
last 20 years, this was an amazing experience. You can look above you and all
around to each side and everywhere you look you see the world they have
created. I absolutely loved it and I was very impressed. Other rides do a similar thing and thanks to
Vincent’s ruthless organisation in the morning and his dedication to visiting
all the most popular rides before the large crowds turned up, we got to go on
all of them.
Alongside the rides there are also shows, with the top rated
attraction being the Waterworld show. Ironically, the movie Waterworld was such
a flop that it nearly bankrupted Universal Studios when they made it, but the
live stunt show they have created using the original set is now a huge crowd
pleaser at Universal Studios and is a roaring success. During the show, the
cast members perform some incredible stunts, mainly involving hurling
themselves off the set and plunging around 40-50ft into the water below,
sometimes whilst on fire, at other times whilst appearing to be tied up. Some
of them come back up again, others disappear under the water, so they must have
to do the stunt and then swim underwater to somewhere beyond the set where they
can’t be seen. The men and women who do it are incredibly brave and talented.
It really struck me that a lot of hard work goes into creating scenes like that
and I thought: fair play to Hollywood. It’s easy to be sceptical about it all
and to point out that, among other things, Hollywood plotlines can sometimes be
quite weak and there is lots of institutional sexism, but a trip to Universal
Studios highlights the time and effort, the skill and the sheer guts that goes
into making a movie. Leaving aside various criticisms for the moment, I now
have newfound respect for the whole industry and (thanks to the Despicable Me ride) I also have a toy minion.